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Steve got home last night and realized he didnt have any milk so he went to King Soopers. When he arrived he saw this lady going on and on about Fuji Apples to this poor clerk. She was having the nuttiest breakdown.
When and where did you have a breakdown over something so little?
Kate was asked to pitch in $10 for a wedding gift, for a co-workers wedding. Thing is, she doesn’t even know this co-worker very well and she was not even invited to the wedding. She does not want to come off as a non team player, so how does she go about this?
Should Kate have to pitch money for a co-workers wedding gift?
What about for a baby gift? Or birthday?
This couple is getting a divorce because the wife spends too much time going to the bathroom…
Slacker has slept on the couch over a fight with his wife about the microwave.
When have you had the biggest fight over the littlest thing?
We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note … these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
BJ and his girlfriend Lisa
Howie and his wife Wendy
Erica and her husband Jesse
Mikey and his girlfriend Jen
Erica brought this to our attention earlier this week, and the more we look at couples, the more we tend to agree with her. Researchers have found that the longer couples stay together, the more they look like each other — apparently due to facial similarities involved in attraction as well as shared experiences. The study indicates that people focus in on a variety of different features when using facial appearance to make decisions about someone’s personality, and that the particular cues focused on change from face to face. Vital to the decision, however, are eyes and smiles and the more and more people spend time together, the more they tend to mimic themselves. Do YOU look like your mate? Maybe you should grab them and check the mirror this morning!
A new report out puts new moms at the top of the worst drivers list! And that above drunk drivers and text-drivers…Why? What is it about new moms?
Conan O’Brien tells Sunday’s ‘60 Minutes’ he would have left NBC if roles in the recent ‘Tonight Show’ fiasco, were reversed. Conan slams Jay Leno for returning as host. Conan says, “He went and took that show back, and I think in a similar situation, if roles had been reversed, I know — I know me, I wouldn’t have done that. “If I had surrendered The Tonight Show and handed it over to somebody publicly and wished them well — and then … six months later. But that’s me, you know. Everyone’s got their own, you know, way of doing things.” Asked what he would have done, Conan says, “Done something else, go someplace else. I mean, that’s just me.” And he stands by his decision to leave the network.
During the ordeal, Conan said he remembers thinking: “I think this relationship is going be toxic and maybe we just need to go our separate ways. That’s really how it felt to me … and I started to feel that I’m not sure these people even really want me here … I can’t do it [anymore].”
“If I had surrendered The Tonight Show and handed it over to somebody publicly and wished them well — and then … six months later. But that’s me, you know. Everyone’s got their own, you know, way of doing things.”
Asked what he would have done, Conan says, “Done something else, go someplace else. I mean, that’s just me.”
And he stands by his decision to leave the network.
During the ordeal, Conan said he remembers thinking: “I think this relationship is going be toxic and maybe we just need to go our separate ways. That’s really how it felt to me … and I started to feel that I’m not sure these people even really want me here … I can’t do it [anymore].”
Someone’s gun accidentally went off in a women’s bathroom stall at a Denver college.
No one was hurt but it freaked a bunch of students out.
Cops are pretty sure it was an accident… they think a gal was carrying it in her bag when it went off. The bullet is lodged in the drywall of the bathroom stall.
Guns on campus are not allowed and the police are looking for the young woman who was spotted leaving the bathroom right after the gun went off.
Bikini baristas in Aurora, Colorado were selling wieners on the street.
Perky Cups calls itself as a sexy themed coffee shop, but things got weird when the shop set up a grill, tent and tables and started grilling hot dogs. Some drivers were concerned the bikini girls would cause an accident so they called police.
But officers decided that any accidents will be the responsibility of the driver and not the girl in the bikini.
The owner wants to sell hot dogs because she thinks it will help business.
The “bikini weenies crew” will be out whenever the weather is nice.
The owner of a dog waste removal company in Bend, Oregon got so upset with a woman who wouldn’t pay her bill that she gave the dog poo back…
She started dumping dog poop all over the woman’s yard… over 30 gallons of it. Witnesses said she went to her truck and started slinging it everywhere.
She didn’t stop till cops arrested her.
It turns out that the woman was late on her payments because she had to spend all of her money on cancer medication.
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