Steve was at a BBQ with all adults and his buddy found the daughters toys.  He pulled out Barbie, took her top off and made some off color remark about cleavage.  The host and hostess were horrified, but the children were not present and people at the party found it funny… is this behavior pervy or perfectly normal?  What if a woman was to pull down Ken’s pants?  Is this a double standard?

Slacker decided to DVR the final episode of Opera and his wife would not watch it with him. She said that she has never watched that show and would not let him ruin her perfect streak.  Poor Slacker had to wait until everybody went to bed and watch it while drinking his chardonnay and eating popcorn all alone.  Is there something that everyone on the planet has done that you have not?  Never have you ever…

Yi!!! Something is really messing with my head. My wife and I have three boys and our middle son, Brendon, looks nothing like me. Our other two boys have my dark hair and dark complexion but Brendon has blonde hair and light skin…and my wife is a brunette. With everything that’s happened with Arnold the last few weeks, I’m starting to question if he is actually my son. I mentioned to my wife how I was feeling and she got pissed that I would even question it, but I can’t help it. I’m thinking the only way I can ease my mind is to do a paternity test. Should I tell my wife that I want one done? Or, should I just sneak behind her back and have one done since she got so mad when I just mentioned it before?

- Anthony

The statistics are that 30 percent of men are raising children that are not their own.  Steve thinks that the actual percent is higher than the 30, possibly even in the 40 to 60 percent range.  He even thinks that there should be a mandatory paternity test in the delivery room.  Slacker brings up the issue though that even the super model Gisele Bundchin, looks nothing like her immediate family.  Her parents are not good-looking at all, and her siblings are not even close to being as attractive as she is.  Even the child is not the father’s what should happen then?  The sad part of the entire situation is that ultimately the child will turn into the victim.    

Have you ever cheated and wondered who the father is?  Or have you ever had lingering thoughts and questioned is the baby mine?  What should Anthony do?

Our producer had a fellow co-worker who simply picked up his ChapStick and used it, after it was all over his lips; he looked at the producer and asked “This is ok right?” Callers have seen an entire family pass around an ice cream cone, or two people share dental floss.

Slacker won’t share things with a guy, but has no problem sharing gum with an attractive girl.  When is sharing too much and when is sharing too gross.  What are you willing to share and where do you draw the line?

Mothers in Europe are wearing nightgowns, sheer tops and no bras when they drop their children off at school.  Slacker is fine with it if the mother does not get out of the car… and Steve just wants to know where the schools are that these women do this.  One caller has a mother at her children’s school who wears nothing but her bikini to drop off her children.  Is this completely inappropriate? Do mothers in America do this?  What do you wear when you drop your children off at school?

There is the story of the guy, holding his daughter when a foul ball is screaming toward him, he throws his daughter and still misses the foul ball.  Or Dale Earnheardt Jr. is leading the race and runs out of fuel.  But the biggest choke of all, that will go down in history is JR Hildebrand.  Dan Wheldon won the Indianapolis 500 because JR Hildebrand crashed into the wall.  He was one straight away from the history books and in the lead when suddenly he crashed into the wall. He still got second place with half of his car and only two wheels, but now he will go down in the history books as the biggest choke of all.

Slacker was in the talent show in the fifth grade and completely choked, he even made dry ice, cool whip containers that would cause fog on the stage with amazing lighting, but when the spotlight was on him he forgot all the words.  Have you choked or blown it in a huge situation?

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Miss USA-Colorado, Blair Griffith was on the show this morning… She Launched into the national spotlight by the Today Show who gave us a glimpse into her life as “The Homeless Beauty Queen” Miss Colorado USA has kept her head held high and says “despite having all my belongings in a trash bag I hope to win the Miss USA crown! Help Blair get a head start by voting her into the Top 15 on this link!

“The Hangover Part II” was the big winner at the movies this weekend…  The comedy sequel took in $105.8 million from Friday through Monday to open in first.  (Adding in Thursday numbers, it topped $135M.) Another sequel “Kung Fu Panda 2” opened in second with $62.2 over the holiday weekend.
Last weekend’s number one and yet another sequel “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” fell to third with $50.4 million.

Top 10 Movies

1.  The Hangover Part II, $86 million ($105.8 million Friday-Monday)
2.  Kung Fu Panda 2, $47.8 million ($62.2 million Friday-Monday)
3.  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, $39.6 million ($50.4 million Friday-Monday)
4.  Bridesmaids, $16.6 million ($21 million Friday-Monday)
5.  Thor, $9.4 million ($12 million Friday-Monday)
6.  Fast Five, $6.4 million ($8.2 million Friday-Monday)
7.  Midnight in Paris, $1.93 million ($2.6 million Friday-Monday)
8.  Something Borrowed, $1.86 million ($2.3 million Friday-Monday)
9.  Rio, $1.83 million ($2.4 million Friday-Monday)
10. Jumping the Broom, $1.83 million ($2.35 Friday-Monday)

Our intern Blair came in this morning complaining that her boss hates her for something she said.  What do you do when your boss hates you?

Listen to the conversation here…