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Cruise Ship Pandemonium!

Slacker and Steve — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:02:17 -0600

Video surfaced today of passengers being tossed back and forth while on a cruise when the seas got rough. Crazy!!

Now do you want to go on a cruise?

Have you been on a cruise? What is your experience?

Kid Rocks Out To Katy Perry

Slacker and Steve — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:58:36 -0600

Too funny!

I Did It Out Of Spite

Slacker and Steve — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 23:16:00 -0600

Last week this guy called and was a very wealthy guy. He happened to roll into a Porsche dealership wearing his ratty jeans and a t-shirt. While he was in there, no would give him the time of day…so he walked up to a sales guy and goes, look man I’m going go buy a Ferrari now. He drove to the Ferrari dealership, bought one, and drove it back to the Porsche place and went, HA! He did this ALL… out of spite!

What did you do out of spite?

I Turned You Down Before But Please Propose Again

Slacker and Steve — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:18:55 -0600

Her boyfriend proposed as they were making dinner and it took her off guard. She told him “No” because she was in a place where she wasn’t ready to get married. Now six months later, she is ready and wants him to try again.

How can she get him to propose again?

Stained

Slacker and Steve — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:02:02 -0600

Steve went to the cafeteria and saw a woman from sales and realized that she had a huge stain on her rear. Steve wanted to tell her, but didn’t want to come off creepy from checking out her butt.

Should Steve have told her?

My Life Is A Country Song

Slacker and Steve — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:20:08 -0600

Our lovely producer, Amanda, has had a crappy day. Her morning started off with her cell phone breaking and the cell phone store refused to do anything about it. She then went home and her cat scratched her legs to pieces and as she was cooking lunch she burns her arm very badly.

Have you had a day that resembles a country western song?

Butt Injuries

Slacker and Steve — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:07:48 -0600

A man was hiking in the woods, put his gun in his back pocket, and shoots himself in the rear.

What butt injuries have you had?

Strange Things Swallowed

Slacker and Steve — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:43:24 -0600

A woman swallowed a tooth brush and the ER used a medical snare to bring it out of her throat and another man swallows a squeaky toy.

What crazy thing have you swallowed?

My Sister The Mooch

Slacker and Steve — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:18:40 -0600

Yi Guys!!

My sister and her boyfriend have moved in with us and are staying for 3 months. They were both laid off from their jobs, so there really is no other alternative. The problem is, they are both incredibly annoying people and now my husband is on the verge of packing his bags and leaving! They make me wanna leave too! They eat with their mouths open, and slurp whenever they’re taking a drink. They fight one minute and are making out on the couch the next. Neither will lift a finger around the house, they sleep in late, and then tell me they’re bored when I get home from work. Should I mention that they’re both in their late-20’s? Seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!!I love my sister, but she and her man need to stop being annoying or they need to go! Can I just throw her out? I know she needs help right now, but this is unreal. What should I do? Help me!!

Love you guys!

Jill

Should Jill cut her sister more slack?

Great Mate Debate: Lie To My Parents Please

Slacker and Steve — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:23:31 -0600

Anthony wants his fiancé Kayla not to tell his old-fashioned Italian Catholic parents that she has been married and divorced before. He does not have a problem withher past, but this is something that Anthony’s parents would get hung up on. Kayla feels a lot of pressure and wants this relationship to start off new and clean and fresh.

What should Kayla do?