I LOVE to eat.  But then, doesn’t everybody?  I don’t know anybody that HATES to eat, except Nicole Richie..and mummys.  And Nicole Richie is just a myth. 

A few thoughts on food:

I mostly eat Pop Tarts cold, ’cause I don’t have the TIME be cookin’ Pop Tarts all day.  Until recently I have never read cooking instructions for Pop Tarts either, just like I’ve never read cooking directions for toast…But I just did, and here’s what I found-

Microwave time for Pop Tarts;  3 SECONDS!  Now that fits my busy lifestyle.

The menu at Taco Bell looks like it was created by locking wasted people in the kitchen and just seeing what they come up with…”What if we put a taco, IN A TACO!”  Which would make sense, because that would be creating items for their target audience. 

I’m not big into sweets, but I do like cookies, chocolate, peanut butter, Jolly Ranchers, ice cream, Big Hunk, Hot Tamales, Gummy Bears, Pie, gumdrops, licorice, sugar on a spoon, candy corn, taffy, Fun Dip and Dots.

And cake…

If Buger King was REALLY interested in making it MY way, they’d learn how to make some sausage gravy. 

My favorite food is lobster.  Because it satisfies my craving for seafood AND sadism all at once.   

Real verbiage on the A&W sign in Frisco:  FishChiliCheeseCurdsCorndogIcecreamJesus loves you!

So, life is ever getting you down, just remember….no matter what – FishChiliCheeseCurdsCorndogIcecreamJesus loves you too.

-Brody

Brody@Alice1059.com