Brian and Tracy have been married for three years, but sometime during their marriage they realized they were having problems and decided to take a break. During their separation Brian moved out and they both agreed that during their separation they would be open to seeing other people. Their only compromise was that they needed to be completely honest with each other during their break.

Eventually, it came to a point in their relationship that they decided they were still in love and wanted to get back together. Through this process they have been going to marriage counseling and Tracy learned last week that Brian was dating another girl during their separation. We even learned that he was seeing her up to two days before he moved back in with Tracy.

Tracy understands that they agreed to be in an open relationship, but she wants Brian to acknowledge her feelings and understand where she is coming from. At the end of the debate, a majority of callers agreed that Tracy needs to let it go in order to move on with the relationship.

  

4P) OPP: RELATIONS DURING PREGNANCY 

Our Mom To Be wrote in today expressing that because she is 7 months pregnant she never feels like having relations with her husband. She doesn’t want him to go to other places for it, but she really feels uncomfortable right now and has no desire for it.

We got advice from callers, some people said she needs to give it up because relationships are give and take while others said that he needs to realize what she is going through right now and respect that.

One caller called in and said that him and his wife actually signed a contract saying that he was allowed to go other places for relations while she was pregnant and she had no problem with it! Here is what our Mom to be had to say:

I’m 7 months pregnant, as big as a house, my back hurts, my feet and ankles are swollen, and yet my husband doesn’t understand why I’m not interested in sex. I’m so sick and tired of having to tell him that I don’t feel good, and therefore don’t feel sexy. It seems like every night he starts to rub my neck and back, and not because he knows I’m uncomfortable and could use a good massage, OH NO, it’s only because he thinks that a little attention will put me in the mood. Give me a break! You know what would put me in the mood? Child birth! What in the world can I do to get through to him so he knows that I am not going to be ready for sex for months to come.

Please help,
Mom-to-be

Click HERE for some advice on relations during pregnancy.  

WHITE TRASH NEWS FLASH

Slacker is one of the klutziest people we know. In our studios, we have a slanted wall that Slacker seems to have a gravitational pull toward. Nearly every time he walks past it he walks into it. The wall has clearly been here longer than he has, why can’t he avoid it. Earlier this week Slacker was running full speed to get to the studio to get on air and he slammed into the wall! Steve, who was already in the studio, just heard a “thud” sound and saw Slacker run into the wall.

To make Slacker feel better we had callers call in and tell their klutz stories!

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6P)Public Display of Affection 

Slacker said that he and his wife both get involved in PDA because they don’t get time alone often, so when they get a romantic eavning out they like to take advantage of it.

Steve, on the other hand, thinks that anyone who is involved in PDA is only looking for attention. He doesn’t understand how anyone can kiss for ten seconds and went on air kissing his microphone for the “perfect” amount of time, which turned out to be a whole four seconds. How romantic.

Do you believe in PDA? Click HERE for the good, the bad, and the ugly of public display of affection.
 

 

Today we had someone call in because her and her husband decided they wanted to be involved in Public Displays of Affection. What?!? How do you decide to be involved in PDA? Don’t you either do it, or not do it?

 

A guy was attacked and thrown to the ground by an 83 year old man during an argument about a parking spot in NYC. The guy was walking to his doctors office and went up to the 83 year old man’s car because he was blocking the driveway, and his doctor was trying to pull in. Thats when the 83 year old man got out of the car with a metal tool and hit the guy. The 83 year old man then pinned him to the ground with his knees and threatened him in Russian. The doctor called police and the 83 year old man was arrested. It turns out that the two men had gotten into another argument a few months ago.

 

A guy in Scotland was banned from a public park for trying to have relations with a tree. This all happened in broad daylight in front of a crowd of people. Obviously someone flagged down a cop and
William was arrested but he plead not guilty to the charge. He was released on bail, but was instructed to stay away from the park.  

5P) Klutz!

 

People are always getting into fights over the littlest things.

For example: Slacker’s wife won’t hit the clear button after she takes something out of the microwave before the timer runs out. He doesn’t understand why she can’t push the button right then and there.

Also, Slacker went to the grocery store for his wife to get her some of that Orange Juice she loves so much. He knew she loves pulp but there were two different choices. One with calcium and the other regular. He choose the calcium thinking it was healthy, but as soon as she tasted it, she was like, “You got the wrong one”, and spit it out.

So what are the little things you fight about?  

Listen HERE

4P) HE HAS CLOSE FEMALE FRIENDS

Lily is dating a new guy that she loves, but he has close female friends and she is trying to make herself not worry. Here is what she wrote:

Yi. I’ve recently started dating a guy that I’m absolutely crazy about. He is perfect so far, I’ve honestly never met someone who seemed like such a good match for me right off the bat. We’ve only been dating for about a month, and we’re taking things very slow. We still have not slept together. He’s very vocal about how much he likes me, he’s very affectionate, generous, and gentlemanly. My only gripe is that he has like 6 or so very close female friends. He has introduced me to all of them, and has never tried to hide their friendship or be shady or anything, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t bug me a bit. All of these girls are absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, and they are very flirty with him. His social networking sites are filled with pictures of him and them, and when we’re not together he’s frequently hanging out with them. I just can’t help but feel a bit jealous and worried. I feel that he has such a bond with them that if one of them were to decide tomorrow that she wanted to be with him, I fear that maybe he would want to try a relationship with one of them. I should mention that he also has a really solid group of about 6 close guy-friends, so it’s not like he is only friends with these girls. I’ve never really gotten the most friendly vibe from any of the girls either, so it makes me a bit uneasy to know he’s spending so much time with them. I know he’s not the type who would ever stop hanging out with his friends for a relationship, so I don’t ever want to give him an ultimatum or anything like that. I guess what I’m asking is, how should I proceed in order to not make myself crazy with worry, and to not make him think I’m overly needy and insecure? I don’t want to lose him. This guy is amazing is every way. (Which is mostly what scares me, because how could these girls NOT be trying to get with him when he seems so perfect?)

Lily

Slacker has a rule that he took off the movie, When Harry Met Sally. He believes it is impossible for men and women to be friends platonically without there being some form of undercurrent from one of them. One is always pining for the other one. Slacker believes it’s just a recipe for disaster to have someone waiting in the wings.

So, what do you think? Is Slacker right?

Listen HERE

WHITE TRASH NEWS FLASH

A Chinese man is recovering after falling into an outhouse. The unidentified man was drunk when he fell into the tank and passed out. The next morning, a man found him and called the paramedics. The drunk man told the doctors he could not remember what had happened the night before.

One of Slacker’s favorite restaurants was robbed. In Longmont, Colorado, guys robbed a Mexican Restaurant called Deli Cioso. The owner liked to think of them as ninjas by the way they were slinging tortillas everywhere. The men got away with a days worth of money and so-called ninjas are still on the loose.

5P) CONFESSIONS OF A PRETENDER

Say you want an upgrade on a plan… So you grab a girl and say you are on a honeymoon and your seats are not together. They will put you in first class. Want a honeymoon suite? All you have to do is pretend. As long as you fake it, you will get some cool stuff!

Remember the couple that got into the white house? They pretended.

Even Slacker has crashed a couple weddings because he wanted free booze and he even pretended to be Daughtry’s brother to get a table in Vegas at a really nice restaurant.

5:50P) FIVE CALLS SAYS IT ALL-SHOULD A LONDON DJ BE FIRED?

A radio station DJ in London heard there was a women out on a bridge, so jumped on the air and warned everyone out on the roads and went on to play Van Halen’s “Jump.” The radio station is now thinking of firing the DJ. Should he be fired?

6P) KIDS IN HIGH HEELS

Suri Cruise was spotted wearing high heels a while back and now companies are selling heels directed at children. Doctors are trying to put a stop to this, saying children could be hurting their achilles tendons. So, Slacker and Steve wanted to know if you are putting your children in high heels? Are they becoming a “Prosti-tot” as Slacker and Steve would say?

 3P) I KNOW HIS WIFE

3P) GREAT MATE DEBATE- MOVING MOM IN

At the end of the debate Slacker pointed out what many callers were calling to say; If you are in a marriage and there is one person who says “yes” and one person who says “no,” you should always listen to the person who says “no” because no one should be forced to do anything.

Even with that being said, Mike won the Great Mate Debate by two votes.

Click HERE for some ways to help take care of your parents when they get older.

4P) OPP: IS JEALOUSY THE MEDICINE FOR A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE?

Yai or Yi or Yigh,

I’m not sure if this qualifies as one of your OPP’s or not, but here goes. My marriage is sort of blah. We’ve been married for 3 years and we dated for 2 and a half before that. I know that things slow down and I can accept that, but it’s really slow.

We are in our routines of:

a boring chain restaurant and movie date night,

1 vacation to a beach per year,

and scheduled “relations” at least once per week.

Like I said blah. It’s not fiery or passionate or anything.

So my first question is, do you have any advice on how to accept that or how to spice things up?

My friends have all tried something that they all SWEAR has worked and it makes me even more nervous. It’s jealousy. They all do little things to make their husbands jealous and their love lives have gone back to the way it was in the beginning. They dance with other men at clubs, flirt openly in front of their men and even pretend to have co workers crushing on them. They claim that the more their husbands feel “threatened”, the more it fans the flames towards them. Men are territorial and nothing makes them hotter than thinking someone is moving in on their terrain. Scary, right? Would that work on you guys? Has anybody else tried it? Is this the answer that keeps marriages together?

Help me boys,

-Casey

5P) HOW LOW DID YOU GO?

What was your lowest moment? How low did you go?

Over the holiday break, Slacker and his wife were invited to a holiday party. Since Slacker’s wife is Brazilian, she was asked to bring something special. She made little chocolate balls also known as, Brigadeiros. They put them all on a beautiful crystal plate and lined them up nicely. They brought them to the party, set them on the table, and 6 hours later not one Brigadeiros had been touched. When Slacker and his wife left the party, Slacker decided he would take the Brigadeiros and his plate with him. He didn’t want the Brigadeiros to go to waste…

Steve claims Slacker was not using proper etiquette and should have left the food there.

What do you think? Should Slacker have left the Brigadeiros there when they were not even touched?

4P) OPP; MY 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS PLAYING MOM.

Kenny is confused on how to handle a situation that arose with his daughter. He writes:

Yi dudes.

I don’t even know why I’m writing this to you. I walked in on my 13 year old daughter doing something yesterday that I really need your help with. Let me give you some background info. My sister uses my wife and my daughter for free or almost free daycare and has done so for the last 4 years. My daughter has been watching her first son since he was an infant and now that she has had another child, she drops them both off when she has to work. My daughter has been more of a mother to those boys than their own mother.

BUT….

This weekend I heard the baby crying up a storm and I headed upstairs to see what was happening when the baby stopped. Normally I would have returned to my position on the couch, but I decided to investigate further. When I cracked the door open I saw her with her shirt pulled up and the baby…….. well the baby was “latching.” (Steve, Slacker will explain what that is.) I sort of coughed and she immediately stopped what she was doing and I went back downstairs.

I know that I should have said something to her.  But what? I’m a guy.  I have no  idea how to start that conversation. So now what do I do? Should I talk to her now? What do I say? Should I tell my wife? My sister? She’s partly to blame for making my daughter feel like a teenage mother…. so I don’t feel like I owe her anything. Or do I? I know you guys will shoot me straight.

Thanks,

Konfused Kenny

WHITE TRASH NEWS FLASH

Cops in Texas caught a whole crew of suspected burglars after they made several mistakes during a jewelry store heist. The man that was suppose to be keeping his eye out, failed to disable the alarm system and the getaway driver was caught sleeping in his car. The burglars cut a hole through the roof to get inside the store but tripped the alarm system and cops arrived quickly to the scene slapping them all with burglary charges.

Three Missouri men have been charged with first-degree kidnapping after they traveled 1,200 miles and found out they had the wrong guy. The suspects allegedly approached a pet store owner named Jeff Muller of New Jersey outside his store and asked him if it was Jeff Muller. He said “yes” and they shot him with a stun gun and bound his hands and feet. However, Jeff Muller seems to be a popular name and they did not kidnap the right Jeff Muller. Along their 1,200 mile journey, a store clerk saw Jeff Muller trying to escape and called the police. Police are still trying to figure out who the Jeff Muller the kidnappers really wanted.

5P) CONFESSIONS OF A GOLD-DIGGER

A woman sent us an email and we got inspired. She said, “I’m with a man for his money. I get to fly on private planes. I get to buy anything I want. I get to travel the world and stay in 5 star hotels. Many may call me a gold digger, but I call myself a lucky girl. Don’t judge me because deep down you want to be me.”

Slacker answered her with a, “Yes, I do want to be you.” So we had to ask…are you a gold-digger?

6P)WHERE DO YOU STORE YOUR CASH

Where do you store your cash? Do you keep it all in a bank or do you have some at home?

Slacker has around $1,000 “hidden” in his house and he wants to know if he should keep it there or store it in a brand new safe he bought today? He believes if he puts it in a safe, that is the first thing robbers would look for. So what do you think?

3P) SLACKER IS SUING YOU

4P) OPP: PRETEND PREGNANCY

Today’s OPP is hard for Steve to deal with. Candy told her boyfriend she was pregnant so that he wouldn’t break up with her, even though she isn’t. Now she doesn’t know if she should keep going with the lie, or tell the truth.

Steve doesn’t like helping her with her OPP because three different women have done this same thing to him. Candy writes:

Yi!

I know today’s OPP is going to make Steve especially mad, but I am going to go for it anyway. I told my boyfriend who I am absolutely in love with that I was pregnant so maybe he wouldn’t break up with me. Now I am faced with all the questions and how do I tell him I am not pregnant? Or do I claim I lost the pregnancy? I honestly can’t lose him from my life and I feel like I can’t tell him the truth. What do I do now?

-Candy

Click HERE to listen to Candy’s OPP.

Click here to vote if he should forgive her for lying about being pregnant.

WHITE TRASH NEWS FLASH

A North Carolina man wanted to start a fire in his fire place so he started throwing gasoline on the logs. The thing he didn’t realize was that he had already started the fire so he was actually pouring the gasoline on the burning flames. The man’s house is no longer standing.

A family in Florida was chilly because of the cold weather that has been going on along the East Coast and their power went out. Because of this they started a fire on their charcoal grill in order to keep the family warm. Soon, everyone in the family ended up getting sick and when they went to the doctor they were all treated for Carbon Monoxide Poisoning. Moral of this story… Don’t use a charcoal grill to keep you warm.

Click HERE for your trash!

5P) MELTDOWN MOMENT

On the air we discussed how most meltdown moments either occur with a family member or at a customer service establishment. When did yours occur?

Steve was recently at a restaurant and became a victim of a meltdown moment. In his experiance, the woman threw her potatoes at the man she was with for bringing her to a chain restaurant for their anniversary. Yes, Steve was also hit by some of the flying potatoes during the incidents.

6P) INFOMERCIALS: GOOD OR BAD?

Click here if you want to buy the slap chop.

Yi!!! 

I broke up with my no good cheater of a fiancée 3 and a half months ago and even though I was the one who ended things, I’m having a hard time moving on with my life. Every time I talk to my friends about it they suggest that we go out to a bar and I should have a one night stand to get over Justin. How will risking my health and maybe even my life accomplish this? My problem is that more and more of my friends and family are starting to think this is a good idea. Even my mom told me over the weekend that I need to “get back on the horse.” I have always been open to advice from others but this seems like an AWFUL idea.

Can you help me? Is this what people do to move on? Is this what being an empowered woman means? If I do go through with this…. How do I select that special someone that will go away afterward? It was creepy even typing that.

Please HELP!!

–Candy

 A hospital in California is in big trouble after a doctor took out a man’s healthy kidney instead of the diseased one. After checking the mistake, the hospital took out the diseased kidney and left him with none. The hospital not only wasn’t able to communicate well with the Spanish speaking patient but also told the patient to sign a form giving the hospital permission to remove the wrong kidney. To make matters worse, the doctor that performed the surgery, didn’t even have permission to remove the kidneys.

 Listen HERE

5P) HOUSE SITTING HORROR 

3P) GAME SHOW GLORY
 

Is it Regis Philburn, Philbum or Philbin??? There is a hilarious military Wheel of Fortune video surfacing on the web in which the phrase is practically spelled out in front of them. Three of America’s finest still have trouble solving the phrase, even when it seems obvious to the rest of us. What is your glorious game show moment?

3:50P) FIVE CALLS SAYS IT ALL: V-NECKS

Slacker owns a lot of V-necks and was planning on wearing one to “Before You File, Come To The Isle” tonight. Steve called him out on it saying that they are out of style and only male models can pull them off. Slacker & Steve called upon the help of fashionistas everywhere. So what do you think? Are V-necks in or out?

4P) OPP: CELIBACY

Laura has a problem and came on the air with us today to tell us about it. She is getting married in a little over 5 months and wants to take a vow of celibacy until her wedding day. She thinks it will give their relationship a clean slate and a fresh start together in married life. The thing that worries her is that five months may be too long and he’ll turn elsewhere. What do you think? Is it a good idea to turn to celibacy before the wedding, or will her fiance go somewhere else and leave her in the dust?

WHITE TRASH NEWS FLASH

A 92-year-old Florida man crashed into a busy restaurant on accident, by stepping on the gas instead of the brake while trying to park. Instead of panicking, the elderly driver got out, walked into the restaurant and placed his order. The driver then asked if anyone at the restaurant was hurt in the accident and when he saw that everyone was okay, he sat down to eat. Police did not arrest the man until he was finished eating. The total damage was $25,000.

Don’t try this at home! Tennessee firefighters responded to a call of a house fire. Upon arrival, the firefighters learned that the homeowner was trying to thaw out his pipes with a blowtorch. Luckily for him the damage was minimal— only around $2,000.

5P) GIRLY MAN

6P) GREAT MATE DEBATE: DAUGHTERS OLD BEDROOM

By popular demand, yesterday’s Great Mate Debate.

3P) AMAZING ANIMALS

Click HERE for 5 Animal Rescue Stories.

 4P)OPP: TAKING A BREAK VS. BREAKING UP

Joe is hoping to talk some sense into his wife. He’s certain that taking a break is the same as breaking up. Has anyone ever made a break actually work? Here’s Joe’s letter:

My wife loves you guys so I’m hoping she’ll listen. We’ve hit a rough patch in our marriage and have been talking about ways to try and make things work out. Her suggestion is to take a break. She thinks we should be a part for a month or two. Supposedly the time away will allow us to miss each other and each figure out what we need to fix. I disagree. I think time apart is time apart. It gives us time to think of reasons why we shouldn’t be together any more. How can I convince her that in order to work things out we actually have to work them out together?

 Thanks guys, and YI!

Joe

Is Taking A Break A Good or Bad Idea? Click HERE To Vote!

 WHITE TRASH NEWS FLASH:

In Sacramento, California, two burglary suspects were running from sheriff’s deputies when they made the huge mistake of running right through the Foothill High School campus and onto the football field. It just so happens that’s where practice was underway for the Sacramento Pig Bowl — an annual matchup between area firefighters and law enforcement. Unfortunately for the suspects, it was the latter team working out that afternoon at Foothill High. So the team joined in the chase and soon dog piled 19-year-old James Hill Jr. and his 17-year-old accomplice. Also arrested was 20-year-old Jamario Hill, who deputies caught after he jumped a fence. The three suspects face charges of attempted burglary and conspiracy.

 
A banjo player hit a man with his instrument but a judge told him he will get to keep playing his instrument while he waits for his trial next month.

The 33 year old banjo player hit the man upside the head with his banjo on New Year’s Eve in Aspen, Colorado. The banjo player had gotten into an argument with two men at a bus stop when the attack happened.

Under Colorado law, the banjo is considered “a deadly weapon”, so the banjo player could be looking at jail time.

 5P) CONFESSIONS OF A P.I.

Hello magazine claims Elin Nordegren has hired a private investigator to find out how much Tiger Woods is really worth. A source says she believes she is entitled to half of his wealth. “Elin knows hiring a PI is a smart move. Her lawyers want to make sure she gets every penny she’s entitled to. She is devastated, but now she’s decided to end their marriage she has the future of their children to think about.” TMZ claims Tiger may go on an African safari to escape the paparazzi.

When did you either hire a P.I. or play detective yourself? What’s the juicy info you dug up?

Click HERE For Hello Magazine’s Article.

 6P) MOM’S A NARC.