Charlie Sheen is ready to plea bargain his felony case in Aspen, but prosecutors are not that eager to deal. Charlie would plead no contest to a misdemeanor, provided he would not do any jail time. He’d agree to probation and also agree to take anger management classes.

His wife Brooke Mueller, is his greatest chance to get a deal because she was under the influence during the alleged Christmas Day assault and is currently in rehab. And more importantly people from Brooke’s camp say she would rather walk on coals than testify against Charlie and wants this case to go away, stat.

But prosecutors feel they have enough physical evidence to convince a jury that Brooke’s original allegations against Charlie are truthful, even if she’s shaky on the stand.

Charlie’s arraignment in Aspen is set for Monday. He’ll be on the “Two and a Half Men” set, with a sober coach, beginning Tuesday to film the last 4 episodes of the season.